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Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.
She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn’t home, because he wasperforming an appendectomy.
"My,"said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what itmeans"
"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks and that doesn’t even include the anesthesiologist!"