So little Johnnie comes home with his report card for 5th grade, and shows it to his mother. His mom reads the report card and gets more and more upset as she sees his grades. "Johnnie, you have 5 "F’s" and a "D" in Math! Wait until your Father sees this!"

So Johnnie’s dad comes home from his job at the lab, looks the report card over thoughtfully. Johnnie’s Mom says, "Well, aren’t you going to say SOMETHING to him??"

Johnnie’s dad pulls him aside, and says, "Son, I think you are putting too much time and effort on your Math."