The wife was busy frying eggs when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling. Careful...CAREFUL Put in some more butter Turn them TURN THEM NOW WE NEED MORE BUTTER THEY ARE GOING TO STICK CAREFUL CAREFUL TURN THEM HURRY UP ARE YOU CRAZY USE MORE SALT THE SALT The wife was very upset What is wrong with you Why are you yelling like this Do you think I don t know how to fry an egg The husband calmly replied I wanted to show you what it feels like for me when I am driving with you sitting next to me.