Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are and once YOU know what YOU are, then the Mental hospital isn’t so far. Husband: The rain makes all things beautiful the grass & flowers too, if rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on YOU? Wife: Roses are red, Violets are blue and monkeys like YOU should be kept in zoo. Husband: Don’t feel so angry, YOU will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at YOU!