EXPLORE!

Peanuts

  817 Views

eMediNexus    21 January 2018

A doctor worked at a mental hospital. He wanted to take some patients to a ballgame, worked months to get them to follow simple commands, and finally decided they were ready. When the star spangled banner played he said: "Stand up nuts" and they stood. When it was over he said: "Sit down nuts" and they sat. When a player got a hit he said: "Cheer nuts" and they cheered. When the umpire made a bad call he said: "Boo nuts" and they booed. He decided it was safe to leave them with his assistant and left to get a hot dog. He came back to a near riot. He asked his assistant what in the world happened. He said: "Everything was fine til some vendor came be and yelled ‘peanuts’."

To comment on this article,
create a free account.

Sign Up to instantly get access to 10000+ Articles & 1000+ Cases

Already registered?

Login Now

Most Popular Articles

News and Updates

eMediNexus provides latest updates on medical news, medical case studies from India. In-depth medical case studies and research designed for doctors and healthcare professionals.